Shaniqua - Viewed 135 times

Moved into my apartment at the U-N-iversity. The only one who lives here is me. So why's the phone ring all day long.I got no friends expect Mike and he's gone for the summer. And I just want some peace and quiet, come to my room and it's a telephone riot. Ring-a-ling-a-ling, Every time I take a step, can't eat, can't sleep, can't breath, can't demp. Only get my work done, cuz people keep callin' with the same damn question. Nah, Shaniqua moved out last year. I think you have the wrong number, this is Little T. Man, can't you just leave me alone, this ain't shaniqua's house this ain't her phone. and don't call back again, cuz if ya do ya know the answer man. Shaniqua don't live here no mo' [3x] Shaniqua don't live here no mo' [3x] I wonder who Shaniqua is. What she does and where she lives. If she a pothead with too many zits. A movie star with inflatable tits. Does she take the train, or drive in a car. Work in the office, or down at the bar. How the hell should I know she could be Albino for all I care. Yea she is, but she can't talk now. She's busy milking are purple cow. and talking to the easter bunny. Shut up, beavis! I told you six times befo'. Shaniqua don't live here no mo' Check my messages on Friday, there were 22 messages. Man I can't win at this. One said: Will this ever seise, so I can get some sleep.