That's A Lie - Viewed 56 times

Yo man, I got this def Rolex watch, man $100'000 watch, man I sell it to you for 400 - You got 80? Dig - dig this, man I got a rich, rich, rich, rich girl, man... I'm sick and tired of the stories that you always tell Shakespeare couldn't tell a story that well See, you're the largest liar that was ever created You and Pinocchio are brotherly related Full of criss-crossed fits, you lie all the time Your tongue should be embarrassed, you're a treath to mankind That's a lie You know what my records is about, man You know how much money we get, man Come on Me and my man Rick got millions of gold albums I'm gettin cold money every day You'll need a wheel barrow for all that shit in my office You lied about the lies that you lied about You even lied to your aunt when you went down south You lied, and a body builder kicked your butt If you was in Egypt you'd lie to King Tut You claim to do things no one could achieve You said you did things Ripley's wouldn't believe That's a lie I got this Japanese girl, man Lee, man, takes good care of me Yo, she's so def, man Wipes my butt Everybody be beefin, man, about what Rush doin You seen my new Mercedes, man? Giant Jabber-Jaw, biggest liar I ever saw You said you got a mansion, you don't got half a floor Professor of Super Lies, you can lecture at my school You said you liked Felix Unger, sat down at the dinner talbe and drooled Your story's so remarkable, it shouldn't be revealed You said you had a Benz, you don't got four wheels That's a lie I got a Maserati, man, what are you talkin 'bout? I traded my 1988 Mercedes for it Man, don't front, you know what Rush is about, man Yo, why you be illin, man? You know what time - what time it is Then you start to lie about things you don't have You speak of limousines? You can't afford a cab Said you slapped Rowdy Piper and didn't get a hassle You promised your girl filet mignon, took her to White Castle You said you have a lot of women, you don't even know a few 'There are 8 million stories' - and they're all made up by you That's a lie ...Rush, man Gives you the biggest medaillon you ever saw It's gon' keep the bullets off your back You know why stations play our records? Cause the kids'll tear the station apart Kids'll rip it down... Said your grandmother's 20 when your mother's 25 Said your father beat Joe Lewis, but homebody took a dive You said you used tootpaste, your teeth are yellow like my gold A brand new pair of Lee's, that's the skirt your sister stole That's a lie Yo man All the girls everywhere talkin about Rush Word man, Pretty Tony knocked a hoe down the other day Talkin so much about 'Rush, Rush,' every time That hoes just be beefin, man 'Rush this and Rush that' World's biggest thing, man Rush is gettin all the money, man ...wheel barrow full of money, ya understand me? That they be rollin that shit in my office all day Nothin but money, and it be green Don't front, man, you know what Rush is about, man Rush gets money, man My Maserati is bad, man, it's blue and green - and gold I just bought this hoe this milllion dollar ring, man I just wanna look good, man So I got one Like that, we be cold gettin money at Rush, man Jewels be them thangs Rings and things, man, all that type of stuff Man, I got 900 pairs of Reeboks, man ...pair of...Adidas I got every color of Adiddas they ever made, man My man Steve, that's a porno star, man And he be bringin them hoes to the house Word man, they be over my house Yo, that girl at my house, man ...Lee, man She cleans up behind me, man Yo, she cleans up behind me, does everything I say, man Yo man, sweet little Japanese thing, man Takin care of me, man Yo, man...