Ode To My Car - Viewed 2743 times

Here we go Piece of shit car I got a piece of shit car That fuckin' pile of shit Never gets me very far My car's a big piece of shit 'Cause the shocks are fucking shot And my seatbelt's fucking broken I got to tie it in a knot I can't see through the windshield 'Cause it's got a big fucking' crack And the interior smells real bad 'Cause my friend puked in the back Piece of shit car It sucks royal dick 100\% crap Oh fuck you car It's got no CD player, it only got the 8-track Whoever designed my car can lick my sweaty nut sack And I got no fuckin' brakes I'm always way out of control Eleven times a day I hear "Hey, watch it asshole" I got piece of shit car Diesel gas sucks my ass That pile of metal shit Oh what the fuck did I do What the fuck did I do What the fuck did I do To get stuck with you You're too wide for drive-thru And you smell like the shoe But I'm too broke to buy something new Oh fuck me Well the engine likes to flood The car always fuckin' stalls And the seat cushion's got a big rip So a spring always pokes the balls Plus the door locks are busted I gotta use a fucking coat hanger And if a girlie sees my car There's no chance I'll ever bang her Hey shut up You piece of shit car You piece of shit car Bald fuckin' tires No rearview fucking mirror Seven different colors Fucking rag for a gas cap Tailpipe makes the sparks fly everywhere Oh the whole town thinks I'm a loser Cabby give me a push