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The Adventures Of The Cow - Viewed 216 times
"And now a cow at bat in the bottom of the 6th inning
of a little league game getting hit by a pitch"
"And now a cow who goes skydiving for the very first time,
and thinks his parachute isn't gonna open when it finnally does 40 feet from the ground"
quit being a pansy and do it
"And now a cow who goes to the chicken hot drivethru
and then gets halfway home before realising they forgot his french fries"
"And now a cow winning first prise in the bellyflop contest at spring break
and then realises he can't swim"
"And now a club gets a dance at a classy strip club,
when a bouncer notices he doesn't have any shoes on"
"And now a cow playing tennis against farmer Stinky Thumbs Arbuckle
when the farmer makes an obvious bad call"
"And now a cow recieves a phone call who he thinks is
from a famous actor but he soon finds out it's just a practical joke"
I was wondering if you would like to go to dinner with me
farmer Stinky Thumbs Arbuckle
"And now a cow gets his revenge on farmer Stinky Thumbs Arbuckle"
